wickedclothes:

Amethyst / Copper Elven Ear Cuffs

Pieces of fine amethyst are attached to this elven ear cuff. Crafted out of non-tarnish copper wire, the ear cuff is accented by small swirls and requires no ear piercings to be worn. Sold on Etsy.

Ahem, my birthday is in December everyone. And I want these. Thank you.

  • Cashier: That'll be $4.03
  • Me: I only have $4...
  • Cashier: That's ok, I have the three cents
  • Me: ...........
  • Cashier: ........
  • Me: what are we?

feathery-soul:

depressing—quotes:

agnosticwitch:

feathery-soul:

sherlck:

wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs 

also wear shoes that aren’t your actual size and use gloves if you have to touch anything

what the hell is this here? A how-to-commit-the-perfect-crime??

helping others is always nice

also if you know someone you can’t stand leave some of their hair at the crime scene

Doesn’t count you’re already dating me lol ❤️

things that are extremely difficult for me

  • making phone calls
  • talking to people 
  • asking employees questions at stores
  • making appointments
  • living

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Art by Heather Theurer

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intergalacticwombat:

fun date idea: pay for my tattoo

If you buy me a tattoo I will marry you on the spot.

foxnewsofficial:

join tumblr.com and meet hot singles not in your area

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badmooonrising:

prismatic-bell:

stalkingdeerwithhats:

okay but imagine at Fred’s funeral George and Mrs. Weasley are standing together by his coffin

and George is trying so hard not to cry

and in a last-ditch attempt to cope with it in the only way he knows how, using humor, he turns to Mrs. Weasley and says, “you’ll be able to tell us apart now, anyway, Mum”

and then he just breaks down sobbing

NOPE

FUCK YOU

NOPING RIGHT ON OUTTA THIS POST

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nicolelucasstyle:

MIXED BAG

phobias:

my dating profile: please